I for one welcome our new Google overlords

After learning the shocking truth behind Googles plans for total world domination most specifically New Zealand. I for one welcome our new Google overlords, and I remind them that as a member of the New Zealand web design community, I could be useful in convincing people to toil in their underground sugar mines.

As an offering to my new lords and masters, I give you the New Googleland Flag

If it also pleases my new masters, would they consider the following changes to city names

• GAucklandbeta
• Christchurchbeta or
• Dunedinbeta
• Hamiltronbeta or "Did you mean: Auckland"
• Wellingooglebeta

And a New National Anthem (Māori Translation pending)

Algothrims of Google at Thy feet,
In the bonds of beta we meet,
Hear our queries, we entreat,
God defend our Pigeon Rank.

Guard our Gmail addresses
From the shafts of spammers and warez,
Make her praises heard afar,
God defend New Googleland.

Please contact your humble servant with any name @ this domain.